Erotica From Grammartricide-5
by Long_Dong_Silver
Copyright© 2025 by Long_Dong_Silver
Erotica Story: Debut of a new genre. A tongue in cheek mashup of erotica, science fiction, spelling and grammar! Not for those seriously minded. You have been warned.
Caution: This Erotica Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Reluctant Heterosexual Fiction Humor Science Fiction Squirting .
Hello everyone, this is my first attempt at writing Science Friction.
What is Science Friction you ask? Well it is the scientific application of WD-40 to all things that involve friction. That includes sex.
Sci-Fri is a very popular genre here on the planet Grammartricide-5, where all grammars go to get butchered.
My Grandpa was mighty sad when mine went there as well.
But, that was only because he was an English teacher.
Otherwise he was very happy because he could finally be with his mistress full-time.
Anyway here’s my first Sci-Fri story.
This is a story about how to help a gal loose her virginity. Of course the story is set in Virginia.
Doh! Everyone in the galaxy knows that’s where all virgins come from.
Important Note from our producer Wern: This procedure is purely Science Friction. Do NOT ATTEMPT IT AT HOME! THAT MEANS YOU WAR-EL!
Disclaimer: Professional Virginians were used in the making of this story. No high men were harmed in this procedure.
Except ... maybe the cameraman standing on a ladder and toking. He was high in both senses of the word and he did end up torn and bleeding.
We were shooting the video adaptation with a .357 Magnum at the time. But that is a story of another caliber.
Anyway, back to my story. Now everyone knows that the first step to get anything loose is the scientific application of WD-40. So here’s how to go about it.
First you make her take off her panties if she’s wearing any. My gal wasn’t which made it mighty convenient.
Then make her lie down on the work table. She may be cussing and screaming and kicking at this point.
Gals don’t like loosing their virginity so I am told. Mine told me with a kick right between my legs.
Fortunately I was wearing my groin cup. I always wear safety equipment in my workshop.
All that kicking is also why it’s more convenient if she isn’t wearing panties.
Make sure that you clear the table surface thoroughly of wood chips and metal shavings, and so on.
A gals high-knee (also spelled as heinie, I think) is surprisingly soft and liable to pick up splinters.
I am told it’s called the high-knee because it is higher up than the low-knee although it bends the other way.
Personally I like the high-knee way better than the low-knee. But I digress.
Fishing a splinter out of a gal’s high-knee is of course another scientific procedure entirely.
Actually, it may be another genre entirely come to think about it. BDSM I guess. Big Darn Splinters in Meaty-glutes.
Next, get her to raise her legs high in the air. You could be kind to her and use the shop winch to support them.
This has the added benefit that she can’t kick out and scatter all your ball-bearings.
I had to spend a whole afternoon re-sorting them and stacking them neatly again.
My editor just informed me that a scrotum is technically ball-bearing as well.
I told my editor to stop being Punny. But, he just didn’t get it.
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