The Kickboxing Amazon Princess
by Jim Priest
Copyright© JIM P 1995
Keith walked along the dark footpath through the park towards the palace. At his side was Prince A. The prince was sloshed, for want of a better word. He had been celebrating the end of another tour of duty with Her Majesty’s Navy with some of his fellow officers down-town. Keith hated the long tours of duty at sea, as His Royal pratness ponced about in his helicopter pretending to be “one of the boys”. He was supposed to be his bodyguard, but he was more often used to intimidate or beat the crap out of “the lower ranks” for the amusement of A and his officer cronies.
At the entrance of the park, the chauffeur had been ordered to stop the Rolls because the prince wanted to walk the rest of the way. Actually Keith had to admit that this wasn’t a bad idea. It was a lovely moonlit night, the chill of coming winter hadn’t yet made its presence felt but it wouldn’t belong. Maybe the walk would help to clear His Royal arsehole’s head. As they walked, Keith pretended to be amused by his crude jokes and remarks. He wasn’t how most people expected Royalty to behave, but then again that seemed to be a growing trend nowadays. Keith hated the upper class bastard and his family. Social parasites, the lot of them, living the life of extreme luxury at the expense of the depressed downtrodden masses who paid for it all through the exorbitantly high taxes.
Keith couldn’t complain - well he could, but it was either this or the dole queue. Fourteen years service in the army and made redundant overnight at the end of the ‘cold war’. At his age, 35, he didn’t stand a chance of getting a mainstream job. As far as companies were concerned nowadays you were only fit for the scrap heap once you reached 35, after all there were plenty of youngsters to pluck off the unemployment line and they could pay them less too. An ex-army mate persuaded him to become a bodyguard. A short spell guarding oil-rich sheikhs when they came to London to ‘do’ Knightsbridge and then he was offered the chance to become a Royal bodyguard. He jumped at the chance, a prestigious post that would look great on his C.V. Six months at sea with the prince had soon tarnished his rose-tinted glasses.
As they neared the palace, Keith noticed two Women Police Constables (WPCs) by the gates. One was tall and slim, the other shorter and dumpy. Apart from that, Keith paid it no more attention until they tried to enter. “You are not allowed in here Sir. Be on your way” said the tall policewoman barring their way. Something about the cockney voice sounded false, it didn’t ring true. Keith became alert and studied the two women as best he could in the poor lighting. “Don’t be so bloody stupid” the prince shouted “I’m a bloody prince, now out of my way”.
“And I’m princess D” the tall WPC replied, and both women burst into sniggers. Keith caught a glimpse of red hair under the cap of the dumpier WPC. Both women wore tall black caps with a black & white chequered band around it and a badge at the front. They had authentic looking black jackets with lapels, metal buttons, a belt with buckle around the waist and shoulder panels with a button & WPC number in metal letters and numbers. Both wore black leather gloves, white shirts buttoned high with wide black and white checked ties. Each carried a black leather shoulder bag. Black knee length skirts and black nylons completed the picture. Keith noticed that the tall one was way over 6’, probably 6’4” without heels - wait that was odd!. She was wearing shiny black leather high heels, not the dull regulation flat soles. The shorter one spoke, catching his attention “Be on your bloody way or we’ll nick yer” she said in an obviously false cockney accent. In the gloom, the penny clicked - the dumpy one was the prince’s wife princess S, and the tall one was her sister in-law princess D!.
Keith relaxed, the girls were playing a prank on the prince. In his drunken stupor he didn’t recognise his own wife and sexy sister-in law in disguise. He began to get really offensive now and tried to barge through. “I’ll have you sacked, you’ll never work in this country again, you ... you lesbian dikes!” he yells. Unexpectedly, the tall princess WPC grasped his hand, twisted his arm out and up to the side making him bend forward. “I’m sorry sir, but I have to arrest you for breach of the peace” she tells him. There was a quick motion as her skirt lifted up and she kicked him full in the face.
For a moment Keith was stunned as he saw blood pouring from the prince’s nose. He watched in amazement as the shorter princess WPC walked in front of her husband, still restrained by his sister in-law, and kicked him hard between the legs. “arghhh” the prince cried aloud as his nuts seared with pain. “This little prank has gone far enough girls” Keith spoke as he moved forward to stop them. The tall princess WPC released the prince and turned to face Keith “Take the night off. That’s an order” she told him in her soft upper class voice. The voice was very sensual like cream pouring over strawberries, it was a turn-on all by itself. Unfortunately it distracted Keith for long enough for the princess to lash out her long shapely nylon-clad right leg deep into the pit of his stomach. The power behind the kick also surprised Keith, lifting him clean off his feet and sending him flying backwards several feet.
The pavement slammed into his back knocking out any remaining breath he had in him following the kick. “I’ve taken up Kickboxing” he hears her say from somewhere up high “I’m rather good if I don’t say so myself”. He had to lay on the cold paving stones awhile to catch his breath and pull himself together. Then he struggled to his hands and feet. He was about to get up when a pair of legs filled his vision. High heeled black shoes causing her feet to arch sensuously, slim ankles tapering into long slender calves sheathed in sheer black nylons. From his position he noticed that her long right calve muscle was quite thick adding to their sexiness. “Go home now before you get hurt” her voice said “you wouldn’t stand a chance against my legs”. He struggled to his feet to be met by the sight of her lifting her left leg high up, hitching her skirt up, to reveal beautiful long shapely legs sheathed in sheer black stockings with garters. Her thighs looked quite thick compared to her height, but before he has another thought, her foot smashes hard into his face. Keith barely felt hitting the pavement again, the kick had totalled dazed him, it had almost kicked his head off.
Keith had done his fair share of unarmed combat training in the army, in fact he was quite good, but he had never expected such a powerful kick from such an elegant woman as this. He knew that if it had been any harder that it would have knocked him out. As it was he had to lie there a long time before he could even think about sitting up. A guardsman came over and helped him to his feet. “Are you okay sir?. What happened?” he asked. “It’s okay. Palace business” Keith replied “Did you see two WPCs er ... assisting the prince back to the palace?”. “Why as a matter of fact I did sir” the guardsman replied “They went that-a-way”. Keith went as fast as he could in the direction indicated. The princesses had used a side entrance. The security officer recognised Keith and waved him through as he rushed into the palace.
Soon he sees the princesses in front of him climbing a long stairway. They are slowed down by the prince. The red-head has her husbands right arm bent behind his back and pushed up high. As Keith follows he can’t help staring at the tall blonde’s calves as she climbs. Long slender calves sheathed in black nylon with a thin black seam running up the middle. Her calves are amazing, her ankles are so slim and taper along slowly before reaching the thick bulging calve muscles. As she climbs, long solid diamonds of muscle bulged and played in her calves in a kind of erotic dance. The back of her skirt tensions and relaxes emphasising the long shapeliness of the legs underneath. The sight is very sensual, very sexy indeed. He has a raging hard-on by the time they reach the top.
“Go on” she tells the smaller princess and turns to face Keith. This is the first time he has actually met the princess in person and he staggered at her beauty, sexy with a sophisticated elegance. Short blonde hair, under her policewoman’s cap, framing her long slender face. Large blue eyes mesmerise him. She has a long slender roman nose, good cheekbones, a sensuous mouth, very kissable, which when she opens shows pearl white teeth. Her figure is long and athletic almost boyish. Her long slender neck meets broad shoulders and a wide back, tapering slowly to her waist and out to her pelvis. He can make a nice pair of medium sized boobs underneath the white blouse. Dramatically long legs the rest of the way to the ground. Her skirt is knee length, showing off her sexy calves sheathed in black nylon and tipped with black leather high heeled shoes. She could easily pass for a supermodel with her looks he thinks to himself.
He is captivated, he cannot tear his eyes away from her face as she continues to look at him. She walks towards him smiling “You’re either very loyal or very stupid” she tells him “either way you disobeyed me”. She raises her long right arm. It swings down in a blur of motion, the side of her flat rigid hand slashes into the right side of his neck followed by a chop to the left side. The next moment he finds himself on the ground looking at her high heels. “Worship me” she demands. He reaches for her right foot and kisses the curving top of her foot. He works his way pass her slim ankles and starts kissing his way up her seemingly endless shins. At the same time he caresses the back of her calves with his hand, feeling their firmness through the nylon. He reaches her knee when she orders him to stop. “Stand up” she demands. He obeys. With her right hand she raises the hem of her skirt. “Look at me” she orders as his eyes are drawn down. He looks up captivated by her radiant beauty, then she seems to rise up, her long right leg rises into his field of vision and her foot smashes into his face like a rocket. Before he knows it, he is on the floor again his head in a daze. “Now go home” he hears her voice “otherwise I will punish you severely”.
Keith forced himself to roll onto his side so he could watch where the princess was going. For a moment he was distracted as he enjoyed the sight of her calve muscles rippling and bunching as she walked up the corridor, giving him another hard-on. She turned and entered a room on the left, releasing Keith from his trance. He got to his feet and followed. This was going to be difficult, his job was to protect the prince but his attackers were his wife and sister-in law, both royalty so he had to be diplomatic. However the blonde princess had already knocked him down several times, even if she wasn’t a princess he’d be reluctant to fight such a gorgeous creature.
He entered the room - it was a small gymnasium he didn’t know about before, but then again he’d been at sea most of the time in this job. Both princesses were still in their policewomen uniforms. The blonde princess had just pivoted on one foot and drove her long right leg hard into the prince’s stomach. “orrph” the wind exploded from the prince as his body shot backwards, his feet leaving the ground, into an exercise machine behind. The freckled faced red-head pulled his face close to hers by the scruff of his neck. “Recognise me now?” she said with surprising venom. “Yes - of course darling” he replied. “You’ve been seeing that American actress slut again haven’t you?” she asked. “No darling...” his reply was cut short by his wife’s dumpy knee ramming up hard into his groin.
The prince collapsed to the ground, sitting against the exercise machine clutching his balls moaning with tear filled eyes. Keith started to move forward to intervene as the tall blonde approached her brother-in-law, raised her right leg high and placed her foot on his face, pressing it back. Keith came to a stand-still watching as her tight skirt rose up dramatically mid thigh on her raised right leg. Due to the slit in the back of the skirt, he can see almost to the top of her long left and her matt black stocking tops. He can’t help it, his erection springs into life. The long muscle in her left calve is very pronounced, bulging sensuously. She presses down hard on the prince’s face, leaning her body forward to bring her weight to bear. “Then explain how the whole of Fleet Street are covered with pictures of you snogging the bitch”. “Please D, don’t hurt me” the prince pleaded.
“That’s enough your highness” Keith spoke up finding his voice. He went up behind the blonde and put an arm around her neck. Keith manhandled the princess back off the prince into the middle of the gym. “I warned you” she says, grabs his arm and leant forward. For an instant, he felt her shapely backside against his groin as she lifts him enhancing his stiffness. Then he is sailing over her shoulders, his back slamming into the floor. “Don’t you know we’ve been trained in self-defence” she tells him as she looks down at him with a smile “I enjoyed it so much I had advanced tuition”. He looks up to see her plant a foot on his chest, her calve in front of his face. He can’t resist it, he reaches out and runs his hand over her slim ankles and up her long but firm calve. Because of her height, her slenderness is deceptive, close up her calves are quite thick and strong. The feel of her strong calve under nylon excites him. She pushes down on him, pressing her heel into his chest “remove your hands” she orders, he complies. From his position he notices a hint of strong thigh muscle curving out above her knee before it disappears under her skirt.
She removes her foot and orders “Stand up and take your punishment like a man”. “arggh arrghh Keith argggg help arggh” Keith looked at the prince. His wife was dragging him by his goolies across the floor. Keith got to his feet to help. The tall blonde intercepted him. He saw the determined look in her lovely face as she swept her hand down in a chop towards his neck. Keith raised his arm quickly to block the blow. The princess turned her back to him slightly and drove her elbow straight into his solar plexus. “arghh” he cried in surprise. Her hand slashed down in a chop to the back of his neck. He started to fall but she caught him in an arm lock. She turned her hips into him, bent and threw him over her hips. “That’s more like it man. Put up a fight, give me a good workout” she says as he hits the floor.
“Sod this for a lark” Keith thought. He saw the prince laying on the floor, his wife’s ample arse sitting on his face smothering him. “Best place for him” he thought. Then he realised that he would be probably be out of a job if he didn’t save him. Cautiously he got to his feet watching the tall leggy blonde in front of him. “Please let me do my job your highness” he told her. “I punish disrespectful servants” she tells him. “I’m only trying to do my job and protect the prince” Keith told her as he started to walk past her to help the prince.
Suddenly he felt his wrist being grabbed and turned into a painful hold. “Well you’re not doing a very good job of it are you?” she said as Keith felt a kick to the back of his thigh which nearly caused his legs to give way. Before he could regain his balance, the blonde had grabbed his neck and pulled his head forward causing him to lean forward. He watched helplessly as she powered her knee with devastating force into his solar plexus. Agony exploded in his middle and he fell to the floor, curling up with the pain. “Not much of a bodyguard are you?” he hears her soft posh voice sneer. Keith couldn’t reply at the moment he was in agony.
Slowly the pain eased. He looked across at the prince. His wife had removed her panties and was sitting with her crotch over his mouth. “I’ve got you where I want now” he heard he say “give me a good licking or I’ll get D to use you as a kick bag”.
The tall blonde had her back to him. With caution Keith rose unable to tear his eyes from her amazingly sexy calves stretching the sheer black nylons she wore. The long diamonds of calve muscle gently tapering quite wide called to his manhood. His groin stirred as he watched her walk over to an exercise machine and raised her foot upon its seat. Her black policewoman’s skirt rose up at the back as she bent forward to remove her shoe giving an incredibly sexy view of strong muscled calves & sexy legs. By the time she repeated the show with her other leg, Keith was aching badly for her.
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