Its Only Weird if You Make It Weird
by MisterMilkshake
Copyright© 2026 by MisterMilkshake
Erotica Sex Story: Matt's new wife is way too friendly with his roommates
Caution: This Erotica Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Fiction Cheating Cuckold Slut Wife Gang Bang Exhibitionism Masturbation Oral Sex Voyeurism .
The last of Jenna’s boxes was the heaviest, and of course Matt was the one carrying it while everyone else stood around.
The bottom started to rip halfway down the hall. Matt caught it with his knee and pinned it against the wall, but he could feel the books sliding around inside. Aaron was right there, leaning against the doorframe, scrolling his phone, drinking a beer at two in the afternoon because Aaron didn’t have anywhere to be on a Tuesday.
“Hey dude,” Aaron said.
“Dude!”
Aaron looked up. “Oh. Yeah, here.” He set his beer down and grabbed the other end.
They’d all graduated together a year ago and gotten this place because it was cheap, and you could tell exactly why within five seconds of walking through the door. Narrow hallways, one bathroom, thin walls that broadcast every cough and conversation, and a kitchen that two people could barely cook in without bumping elbows. The rent split four ways made it manageable. Matt was the only one who’d actually launched his career since graduation. The rest were still figuring it out. Or in Aaron’s case, not really figuring it out.
Matt dropped the box in the bedroom and looked around. The room had always been small, but it hadn’t felt small until today. His old twin mattress was gone, replaced by the queen they’d bought last weekend, and it ate up most of the floor. Her boxes were stacked along the wall, three deep in places. A dresser, a nightstand, and roughly eighteen inches of walking space on either side of the bed. They’d been married for six days. This was where it was all going to happen.
“Cozy,” Jenna said from behind him.
He turned around. Jenna was standing in the doorway in running shorts and a tank top, blonde hair up in a messy bun, looking like she’d just come from the gym. She had the face of a girl you’d see on the cover of a teen magazine. Big eyes, sharp jaw, cute in a way that made strangers talk to her in line at the grocery store. But her body was the real story. She’d played volleyball through college and kept at it after, and she’d filled out in ways that had everything to do with genetics and the squat rack. Hard shoulders, flat stomach, thick thighs, and a god-given pair of tits that had no business on an athletic frame like hers.
Matt was decent-looking. He knew that. Brown hair, decent face, medium build. Nobody’s charity case, but nobody’s fantasy either. He’d seen people do the math when they met him and Jenna for the first time. Their eyes would go to her, then to him, and you could watch the confusion land.
“It’s not forever,” he said.
“I know.” She stepped over a box and kissed him. “It’s actually nicer than that Airbnb in Myrtle Beach.”
“Yeah,” he said with a sigh.
“I don’t mean it like that. Our honeymoon was amazing,” she said. “Not like we needed much more than a bed anyway.” She raised her eyebrows at him until he smiled. “Everybody starts somewhere.”
He felt better. She just had that effect on people.
They spent the rest of the afternoon unpacking while the house hummed with its usual noise. Chris got home from work around five. He worked in claims processing at an insurance company, a gig that paid the bills and slowly drained your soul. He was lean, dark-haired, quiet in a way where you could tell he was paying attention even when he wasn’t talking. He helped them move some furniture around and asked Matt for the third time that month whether his firm was hiring. Matt said he’d look into it, which was what he always said, because he didn’t think Chris would survive a week there and didn’t know how to tell him that.
Cody showed up later with a pizza and a twelve-pack, which was his solution to most situations. He was the easiest of the three to be around. Medium everything. He said “sounds good” to any plan and meant it. He gave Jenna a hug, told her the house was lucky to have her, and then ate four slices in silence while watching SportsCenter.
By the time they all called it a night, Matt felt good. The room was small and the walls were thin and Aaron was already behind on his share of the utilities, but Jenna was here, and that was what mattered.
Matt discovered something new about his wife on her first night as a full-fledged resident of the house.
They’d been lying in bed for maybe ten minutes. The lights were off and the blue glow of his phone lit his face as he doom-scrolled. He set his phone on the nightstand and rolled toward Jenna to say goodnight.
Her eyes were closed and she was breathing a little heavier than normal. Her hand was under the covers, moving in a slow, steady rhythm.
He froze. Not because he’d never seen a woman touch herself. He had, on request, in the performative way that sometimes happened during sex. But this was different. She was masturbating like she was alone. Like she was scratching an itch before sleep.
She must have felt him staring, because she opened one eye.
“Oh,” she said. “Sorry. I’ve always been pretty casual about it. I do a lot of it at home, and, well, this is home now. It’s a habit, I guess.”
“I was just surprised,” he said quickly. “I didn’t know you did that.”
She laughed softly. “Yeah, girls do it too, Matt.”
“Yeah, I know. I mean it’s not weird or anything, it’s just I’ve never seen it firsthand, ya know?”
“It’s only weird if you make it weird,” she said.
He lay there processing for a second, then laughed. She was right. Why would it be weird? This was his wife. He’d seen every inch of her. He’d been inside her. Watching her touch herself was, if anything, a privilege.
“Yeah, no, you’re right,” he said. “It’s actually pretty hot.” He reached over and put his hand on her hip. “Want me to help?”
She opened her eyes and looked at him. “I’m pretty tired, babe. It’s been a long day. Sometimes you just want to get your hit, ya know?” She paused. “We could masturbate together? I’ll make it up to you tomorrow.”
He shrugged. Maybe this wasn’t such a bad consolation prize. He pulled his cock out from under the covers and started stroking himself, watching her. She’d kicked the sheet off at some point, and in the faint light from the window he could see the muscles in her thighs flexing, her stomach tightening in little pulses, her tits rising and falling with each breath. Her tank top had ridden up past her ribs.
They lay there side by side, both touching themselves, watching each other. After another minute, her breathing quickened, her hips shifted, and she let out a restrained, but satisfied moan. She sighed like she’d just worked out a knot in her shoulder.
As she pulled her hand out, she rolled over, kissed Matt on the cheek, and was out cold in seconds. He came shortly after, spurting cum onto his t-shirt, which he promptly wadded up and threw to the floor.
The next morning, she kept her word. He woke up to her mouth on his cock, and she didn’t stop until he came down her throat. She swallowed, kissed his stomach, and said, “Good morning!”
“Yeah,” he said, still catching his breath. “Good morning indeed.”
Over the next several days, Matt learned what “casual” meant to his new wife.
She did it in bed before sleep. Almost every night, sometimes while they were still mid-conversation. She did it in the morning, often before he woke up, so he’d open his eyes to the soft, repetitive motion of the sheets and the sight of her biting her lip with her eyes screwed shut. This was a side of her he’d never seen in the years they dated, but he wasn’t about to question a good thing.
Sometimes he watched. Sometimes she pulled him in and they fucked, and she was always soaking wet before he even touched her. Sometimes she did it while he was right there talking to her about dinner plans or weekend schedules. It really was just part of her routine.
Their sex life had never been this good. He’d never cum so hard or so often. She was always a little warmed up, always a little on edge, and the sex carried an intensity that their dating life never had.
The guys had given him shit about it before she moved in. The old joke about sex dying after marriage. They made cracks about how Matt would be jerking off alone in six months. Matt had gotten defensive. “Jenna’s not like that,” he’d said. Now, with the thin walls broadcasting every moan and every time she came, he was the one laughing. She was always ready, always wet, always down. Like a sports car with a high idle.
On Saturday, Matt pulled Aaron, Chris, and Cody aside while Jenna was unpacking the last of her clothes in the bedroom.
“Hey, listen,” he said. They were in the kitchen, beers in hand, the door to the hallway pulled mostly shut. “I just want to set some ground rules now that Jenna’s here. Nothing crazy. Just be respectful of boundaries, okay? It’s not just us anymore.”
“What do you mean?” Aaron asked.
“Just, you know. Always knock before walking into a room. Give her privacy in the bathroom. Don’t just barge in.”
“Dude,” Aaron said. “We’re not gonna walk in on your wife.”
“I know, I know. I’m not saying you would. I’m just saying, it’s different now with a woman in the house. She’s kind of...” He trailed off. “She just needs more privacy than we’re used to around here, okay?”
Chris nodded earnestly. “Totally. I’ll be respectful, man. She’s your wife.”
Cody said, “Sounds good,” because Cody always said “sounds good.”
Aaron took a sip of his beer and shrugged. “Whatever you need, man.”
Matt felt better. These were his boys, he knew they’d keep their word.
The guys had all gone to the park for a pickup basketball game. Chris had been bugging everyone about it since Thursday. Matt almost stayed back to help Jenna finish organizing the closet, but she’d waved him off. “Go. Have fun. I’ll be fine.”
They played for about two hours, shirts and skins on a cracked asphalt court with some guys from the neighborhood, and by the end of it Aaron was limping from a rolled ankle he refused to acknowledge. They stopped for gas station Gatorades on the way back.
When they walked through the front door, Matt was the first one in.
Jenna was on the couch.
She was on her back, one leg up on the cushions, the other hanging off the side with her foot on the floor. Her t-shirt was rucked up past her tits, bunched around her collarbones. No bra, no pants, and no underwear, because her black thong was stuffed in her mouth.
She was completely out, dead asleep, spread-eagle in the middle of the living room. Her phone was lying on her stomach with the screen still on, frozen on the last frame of whatever she’d been watching. Which was apparently Angela White getting a face full of cum with a big smile.
He heard the three of them file in behind him, Aaron muttering “holy shit” under his breath and Chris going completely silent, which was somehow worse.
Matt bounded across the room in three steps, pulling her shirt down over her chest and grabbing the blanket off the back of the couch to drape over her. He picked up her phone, killed the screen, and set it face-down on the coffee table with a thud.
Jenna stirred beneath the blanket, blinking up at him, groggy and unfocused. Then she registered the four of them standing there. She tried to say something but it came out as a thick mumble.
Everyone stared.
She blinked again, reached up, pulled the wadded-up thong out of her mouth and looked at it in her hand like she’d forgotten it was there. “Oh shit.” Then she laughed. “I fell asleep. Oh my god.”
Matt was not laughing. Aaron and Chris were frozen in the entryway, still holding their gym bags. Both of them were visibly hard, tenting their basketball shorts. Cody had drifted to the kitchen doorway, staring at the ceiling, but his shorts told the same story.
“Bedroom,” Matt said. “Now.”
She sat up, still half-wrapped in the blanket, still holding her panties, and padded down the hall. Matt followed her in and shut the door.
“What the fuck, Jenna.”
“I know,” she said. She sat on the edge of the bed and rubbed her eyes. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to fall asleep. I finished and I just passed out. You know how I get.”
He did know. He’d watched her do it every night for two weeks, the same sequence every time: she’d cum, roll over, and be snoring within ten seconds.
“They saw everything,” he said. “You were spread-eagle with porn on your phone and your underwear in your mouth.”
She winced. “Yeah, that’s not ideal.” But then she half-smiled. “I mean, it’s embarrassing, but it’s not the end of the world. They saw some skin. They’ll live.”
“Some skin? Jenna, they saw everything. They saw it all.”
“Okay, and? What am I supposed to do, never touch myself when you’re not home? This is my house too. I fell asleep. It was an accident.”
He paced, but the anger didn’t really have a fair target. She hadn’t done it on purpose, and the guys had just walked into their own house.
“You’re turned on right now,” she said.
“I’m not.”
“Matt.” She was looking at his shorts. He was still in his basketball gear, the thin mesh kind that hid absolutely nothing.
“That’s not the point.”
She stood up and crossed the two steps between them. She put one hand on his chest and slid the other into the waistband of his shorts. Her fingers wrapped around his cock and he sucked in a breath. She was still warm from sleep, her hair messy, her eyes soft.
“It’s fine,” she said, stroking him slowly. “It was nothing. They probably already forgot about it.”
“They didn’t forget about it.”
“Then they’ll get over it.” She kissed his jaw. Her hand moved faster.
He wanted to argue but she had his cock in her hand and whatever he was going to say fell out of his brain.
She stroked him slowly at first, her thumb rubbing through the precum already leaking from the tip, spreading it down his shaft until her hand was slick enough to glide easily.
She sped up, pumping steadily. She pulled her shirt back up, pressing her tits against his chest. He could smell the warm sleep-sweat on her skin. Before long his hips started pushing into her fist like they had a mind of their own.
He came hard, spurting cum onto her stomach and dripping onto her knuckles. She kept pumping until he twitched and pulled away. She kissed him. “Feel better?”
He wasn’t sure he could remember how to speak in that moment.
She giggled lightly and buried her head in his shoulder.
Nobody brought it up, but Matt could tell the guys weren’t really sure how to act around Jenna for the following few days. Eventually, things settled.
At dinner later that week, they had all crammed around the kitchen table that was really only built for four. Jenna was in an oversized hoodie and leggings, eating lo mein and laughing at something Cody said about a guy at work.
Cody stood and said in what he saw as a fancy accent, “Pardon me, I must excuse myself to the restroom.” Aaron laughed and called out, “Don’t forget to knock, dude. Don’t want any more incidents today.”
Matt raised an eyebrow. “What incidents?”
Aaron looked up and realized Matt wasn’t laughing. “Oh, I mean, it wasn’t that big a deal. I had to grab my contact stuff and Jenna was in the shower. I knocked but she couldn’t hear me.” He shrugged. “She was, uh. Busy.”
Matt’s face went white. He turned to Jenna. “Umm, excuse me?”
She’d frozen mid-bite when she caught Matt’s expression.
“I couldn’t hear him, like he said. He needed to grab something, I said it was fine. There’s five people and one bathroom, Matt.”
Aaron jumped back in. “I just needed my contact stuff, man. I wasn’t trying to see, like, what she was doin’. But the door is glass and ... you know.” He shrugged.
Chris hadn’t looked up from his plate for this whole exchange, and Cody looked like he was trying to hide in his water cup.
“He wasn’t being a creep, Matt. He just needed his stuff.”
“And you were,” he made air quotes, “‘busy’ doing what, exactly?”
“Well I wasn’t going to put my life on hold for a bottle of contact solution. I was almost at the finish line.”
Matt stared daggers at Aaron. “And you, what, watched her?”
“I mean, I’m not blind.” Aaron slunk back, taking a bite of food.
Matt turned to Jenna. She met his eyes and gave him a look that said: later. Not here. He clenched his jaw and went back to his food, and nobody said much for the rest of the meal.
Later meant in the bedroom with the door closed and voices low enough that the thin walls wouldn’t carry it to the hallway.
“He watched you. In the shower. Masturbating.”
“He grabbed his contact stuff and I happened to be in the shower.”
“You didn’t stop?”
“I was almost done. I wasn’t going to restart the whole thing because Aaron needed eye drops.” She was sitting cross-legged on the bed, idly picking at a thread on the comforter. “He’s already seen me naked on the couch. So what’s the point in getting self-conscious now?”
“That’s not the same thing!”
“It’s not like he was staring! Well, he did stand there for a minute, but I think he was just a little shocked, he clearly enjoyed the view.”
“Jesus, Jenna.”
“What? It was a little hard not to notice in those sweatpants. That thing should be classified as a weapon. Who knew Aaron was packin’ heat?”
“You could show a little fucking modesty, Jenna.”
He stood there with his jaw clenched and his jeans uncomfortably tight. She stood up and walked to him. She put her hand on the front of his jeans and pressed.
“Sure that’s what you want?” she said.
She dropped to her knees and put that argument to rest.
The guys seemed more comfortable than ever around Jenna, despite the series of social faux pas.
Jenna, for her part, had started to feel more and more at home. She’d come out of the bathroom in a towel draped over her shoulders, hanging open in front, if she remembered to grab a clean towel anyway. She’d stretch out on the couch in one of Matt’s t-shirts and little else. She frequently neglected to lock the bathroom door, telling the guys to grab what they needed if someone walked in, regardless of what state she was in.
She just lived like the whole thing was her bedroom, like the idea of covering up for other people was an outdated social norm. Matt told himself it was just Jenna being Jenna. She’d always been casual about her body. It was one of the things he loved about her.
Movie night was Cody’s idea.
He’d been going on about some action movie on Netflix for a solid week, and he finally corralled everyone into watching it on Friday night with two large pizzas and a case of beer. They ate on the couch with paper plates on their laps while Cody talked over the opening credits, explaining the backstory of characters nobody had asked about.
Jenna sat between Aaron and Chris on the couch. She was wearing one of Matt’s old college t-shirts that hung to mid-thigh and, as far as Matt could tell, nothing underneath it. She had her knees pulled up to her chest inside the shirt like her own little tent. Matt had one of the chairs to himself, Cody occupied the other.
The pizza disappeared fast. The room was dark except for the TV’s glow. Matt settled back with his arms crossed, half watching an explosion sequence, half thinking about a Monday deadline at work.
He glanced over at Jenna to say something but the thought died in his throat.
Her head was tilted back against the cushion, eyes half closed. The t-shirt tent over her knees was shifting in a slow, steady rhythm. It wasn’t dramatic or obvious, it was the kind of thing you’d miss entirely if you didn’t know what you were looking at.
Matt sat very still and watched her. Right there on the couch, sandwiched between Aaron and Chris, in a dark living room, the whole house sitting there watching a movie about car chases or whatever the hell it was.
He checked Aaron first. Aaron was staring at the TV, beer resting on his thigh, his face neutral and lit by the screen. Chris was scrolling something on his phone, the white glow casting up across his jaw.
Neither showed any sign of noticing what was happening right next to them. Whether they were genuinely clueless or just pretending, he couldn’t tell.
He tried to think of a way to get her attention, signal her to stop before somebody noticed. But everything he thought of would draw exactly the kind of attention he was trying to avoid.
He sat there, and watched his wife getting herself off, inches away from two of his best friends.
It only lasted maybe four or five minutes. Matt could tell when she was cumming because he’d listened to it every night for weeks. She let out a long exhale that she covered by pretending to sneeze.
She struggled to stay awake for the next several minutes, but it was a losing battle against her favorite relaxation technique.
Aaron nudged her once she was snoring loud enough to interrupt the movie. She stood up and stretched her arms over her head in a way that hiked the shirt dangerously high, and walked to the kitchen. Aaron glanced at the damp spot on the couch for a second, then back at the TV. Chris kept scrolling his phone.
Matt sat there for fifteen seconds, counting down in his head enough time not to seem like he was following her before standing up and following her.
She was at the fridge with the door open, the light spilling across her bare legs, scanning the shelves for another beer. She found one, cracked it open, and took a long sip before she noticed him standing there with his arms folded.
“Hey,” she said. “Want one?”
“What was that?”
She tilted her head. “What was what?”
“On the couch. Just now. Jenna.”
She looked at him for a second, and he saw the moment she decided to stop playing dumb. “Oh. That.” She shrugged one shoulder. “I was horny. What’s the big deal?”
“The big deal is you were sitting between Aaron and Chris.”
“And? They didn’t even notice.”
“I noticed.”
“You’re my husband. You’re supposed to notice.”
“You can’t just masturbate sitting between my friends. That’s insane.”
She leaned back against the counter and crossed her arms. “I was under a shirt. Nobody saw anything.”
“That’s not the point.”
“Then what is the point, Matt?” She looked down at the tent in the front of his jeans. “Look, if it really bothers you that much, I’ll be more discreet, okay?” She paused. “Or, if it secretly turns you on, I won’t be. Which is it?”
He opened his mouth, but nothing came out. She slowly crossed the kitchen and put her hand flat on his chest, pushing him backward until his ass hit the counter, then dropped to her knees on the kitchen tile.
“Jenna.”
“Shh.” She undid his belt with one hand, popped the button on his jeans, tugged the zipper down. She fished his cock out of his pants. It was rock hard and pulsing, making it bob in front of her face. She gently licked around the helmet as she gripped the shaft, never breaking eye contact.
“Which is it?”
He didn’t answer. She took him into her mouth.
She found her rhythm fast and stuck with it, deep and steady, one hand wrapped around the base.
She looked up at him, lips wrapping around his cock, eyes focused on his, like she was still waiting for his answer. He couldn’t remember the question.
It didn’t take long. His hips jerked and she pulled back, stroking him through it with her hand. Most of it hit her tongue. The rest landed across her chin and the front of her shirt. She kept her mouth open and let him finish. When he was done she licked him clean, and stood to rinse her face off in the sink.
“That’s what I thought.”
He stood there with his jeans around his thighs and his brain trying to reboot. “Wait. No, that’s not...”
But she was already walking back toward the living room. She looked over her shoulder. “You coming? Movie’s still on,” she said with a wry smile as she lifted the back of the shirt enough to show him her bare ass for just a moment.
He absentmindedly tried to follow her, almost face-planting before bending down to pull his pants back up.
She was settled between Aaron and Chris again, legs tucked under her, beer in hand, watching the movie like nothing had happened. She glanced at him when he sat down and made a kissy face to him.
He sat through the rest of the movie without registering a single frame of it.
Matt couldn’t have said when it started or what exactly had changed. There wasn’t a single moment. It was the kind of change you don’t notice until it’s already too late. But things felt different.
He told himself it was all in his head. Jenna was settling in, the guys were adjusting, and things were finding their new normal. That was all this was.
Matt and Jenna found time for a long overdue date night that next Friday at an expensive Asian fusion spot downtown. He told her how the promotion he’d been gunning for was as good as his, how they’d have their own place before she even knew it. She looked stunning in her strapless black and white polka-dot dress. Matt noticed she was pink across her shoulders and the bridge of her nose once he finished talking about himself. “You’re a little red.”
“Yeah.” She touched her cheek. “I accidentally passed out sunbathing, you know how I get.”
She went back to her menu. Matt sat with it for a moment.
“Were you like, taking care of yourself? Outside?”
She looked up from the menu. “Hm? Oh. Yeah. Nobody can see anything in the backyard, it’s fine.” She rubbed the back of her neck. “I just need to watch out for falling asleep in the sun, I guess.”
He sat with his jaw working for a moment, then took a sip of water and let it go. They had a nice dinner. They split a bottle of wine and drove home with the windows down, enjoying the cool night air.
They were in bed within ten minutes of walking through the door. She pulled her dress over her head and he ran his hands down her body, the warm skin still pink from the sun. She reached into his boxers and wrapped her hand around his cock, already half-hard, and started massaging his growing erection.
He went in to get a face full of her big beautiful tits, which he’d been thinking about the whole way home. He noticed a small patch of pale skin on her left breast, stark contrast to the rest of her tan-line-free, sun-kissed body.
“What happened here?”
She glanced down. “Oh.” She let out a short laugh. “I caught a little ‘natural sunblock’, I thought I got it all.”
His face scrunched up. “What? What the hell does that mean?”
“Cody was out there too. He was doing his thing and it sort of ... went rogue.” Her hand was still moving slowly up and down his cock.
His cock twitched in her hand. She made a small smirk, covering her mouth with her other hand.
“Wait. Cody was out there jerking off while you were sunbathing?”
“I mean, yeah. It’s his backyard too.” She spit in her palm and kept stroking his cock.
“Fucking Cody? He just walked up to you naked and started jerking off? While you’re lying there?”
“Okay, well.” She paused for a second. “I sort of told him it was fine.”
“You told him it was fine.”
“Yeah, the other day I mean. I was making coffee and I decided to rub one out while it brewed. He walked in and looked like he was going to die.” She giggled. “He tried to make some awkward small talk and asked when the coffee would be ready. I could see his shorts were about to burst at the seams. So I told him, it’s only weird if you make it weird. Just take care of it, we’re all adults here.”
Matt started to breathe faster.
“After that he was less uptight about it. That’s all.”
“So you and Cody have just been ... doing this. Around the house.”
“What, like you don’t jack off? I don’t see the point in everyone hiding in the shadows.”
He was trying to hold on to the anger but she was squeezing tighter on the upstroke and his hips were starting to move. She watched him with those big eyes that always made him melt. He could feel himself getting close, struggling to stay focused.
“So you’re out there sunbathing,” he took a couple shallow breaths, “and he came on you? That’s not just masturbating.”
“He wasn’t being creepy or anything, I was masturbating too. It just...” She squinted at the ceiling. “Wait, no. That was Chris actually. That’s right.”
“Chris? What?”
“Yeah, Chris walked out and saw Cody standing over me jerking off. He didn’t really say anything, I guess he just saw us being comfortable with our bodies and felt inspired.”
She shook her head. “Except your boy Chris clearly has some aim issues.”
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