You need to sell a planet and you need to exterminate the horrible beings on that planet to do so, however, they have created two exquisite things. What do you do?
In Santa's factory there's not a lot for the elves to do. They run three shifts a day, but there are plenty of elves for that. Elves get three weeks vacation every year. Since most of the world is populated by humans, however, and everyone knows how humans treat those that are different from themselves, most of the elves stay home for their vacations. What do you suppose they DO with all that free time? Well, why do you think the elf population has kept pace with the growth of the toy factory?
Aidan is a parents dream child, that is until his little sister discovers a secret about him. Now she will tell unless he becomes her sex toy. But soon the game turns into true love.
Well, little boys and girls, its snowing out, so what time is it?! "IT'S AUDI DUTY TIME!" A man pulls a woman out of a wrecked Audi in the great blizzard of 93. Here is how it happens.
After Plain Jane's widowed grandmother's funeral, the last task she was asked to do by her mother was to help clear the last of Gran's effects from her near-empty house before the new owners moved in. It was quite late at night, but she went with Mum to Gran's old house, where she had so many childhood memories, for the last sad time.
Secret Agent, James Blonde, faces his most difficult, yet rewarding mission, when he is forced to pay a little visit to Chrystal Heights. Question: What happens when you mix Ian Fleming, J.K. Rowling, Raymond Chandler, Monty Python and Erotic Bimbo author extraordinaire, Chrystal Wynd? Answer: An absurd parody that I hope will make you all laugh and give you a warm feeling (in your men and lady parts, that is, lol). Enjoy!