Humor Stories

When a sister finds herself hypnotically entranced by a picture of some rectangles, and her brother's masturbation causes her to lose them forever, she knows that she has to get her revenge...by seducing him.

A The Lawgiver Story
Part of the Haven Tails universe
Sequel to Halloween Birthday: Trick or Treat. In this follow-up tale, Mark has a growing number of lovers, including a now pregnant Ninve and a naughty Mormon girl named Nydia who loves to literally knock boots with him. He enjoys dominating both women and a few others, and also brings in the new year with a bang.

What is a marriage fidelity test? Are there grades or is it a pass/fail situation? Husband learns he is being "tested".

A Harvey Marcus Birthdays Story
After a long dry spell, Mr. Marcus gets juicy with one of his daughter Annie's friends. This is the first in a series of "Birthday" stories.

This is a very short story about a boy who has a constant erection, he's born with it, and is in constant danger of rape. This is how he copes with the situation.

An Uncle Dave Story
This was written for October 31, 2017. It was not finished in time for the Halloween Contest, and probably wouldn't have qualified for it in any case. Students of history will get the reference.

A Depressed hard working young man who just broke up with the love of his life is being set up by friends on a Blind Date. Things seem to be boring at first, loss of words insecurity and memories of is old high school love still lingering on but then the restaurant waitress decides to help fate a bit and things develop rapidly. Love develops, romance and lots of 'wet' moments. Discovering international foods, culture and sex.

While reading Richard Bachman, I suddenly had a lightbulb moment...