After the office Christmas party, career-girl Patience wakes alone in her flat, her bed soiled and defiled, her "Secret Santa" lover for the one night stand gone, leaving only regrets for her easy submission and embarrassment in anticipation of the gossip implications to come. She sits and writes out her New Years Resolutions before going into work to face the music.
A Subway Story Jammed into a Japanese subway car, an American businessman encounters a willing young woman. One thing leads into another, but before the final moment he is prematurely ejaculated from the train. Warning: Starts slow and gets slower before it picks up speed.
A Silver Surfer Story It's all the rage for aging actresses to go naked on stage in London these days. When an all-nude version of the Vagina Monologues seeks a star, Joan Collins steps up. Her rather demanding approach flabbergasts the director, who nonetheless rises to the occasion. Then his secretary steps in.
A Teresa Scalia Story Teresa and Barbara have another go at the Little League ball diamond. Both ladies suffer some public humiliation and one "gets it in the end".
A Naughty Nursery Rhyme We've all heard the tale, but here's the rest of the story, wherein we find out WHY Jack and Jill went up that hill to fetch that pail of water. And what happened up there anyway, to cause them to come tumbling down? Was it the water that made Jill's belly swell ... or Jack?