You know you've done it. A really awful chunk of erotica popped up on your screen. You rolled your eyes and started talking back to it. That's what this is all about. Taking cheezy erotica, and giving it the whipping it deserves! In the spirit of MST3K, Cheezy Sexual Theatre 3000 is now on the air!
The age old dance of seduction is handled with an all dialogue conversation. Might be a fun read. Gives new meaning to the saying, "To make a long story short....
A fan-fic fantasy.
Loosely based on some entertainment figures, and what happened when they resumed their long standing casual relationship after one of them divorces.
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We take a brief detour from "Dots and Dashes of Color" (after Chapter 9) to explore the deep meaning of the Festival of The Green, St. Patrick's Day. Mr. Marcus goes after an Irish lass who perpetrated violence on his dear sweet Annie, and runs into a bride's maid green with jealousy. We know who drove the snakes from Ireland, but what motivates Mr. Marcus to drive his snake into young women? I present the cir-cum-stantial evidence...
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A Serviceman plots revenge against his cheating wife. "Rick, be careful what you wish for. Sometimes revenge can rear its ugly head and bite you right in the ass!" I was cautioned by Chaplain McKinnon. Though tactically perfect, the results I desired were totally unpredictable!
Rob and Kim, both came out of a previous relationship with rarely any intimacy. They met each other by chance on a tropical vacation and started exploring a new kind of sexuality when they moved in together....A very wet and golden story. I had this story floating around my mind, completely fictional...or is it? The first part is more an introduction and slowly evolves into wet and wild surprises which will come in the next chapters, about 12 in total. Hope you like it.....
Madeline has been in hiding for years. Her desire for companionship finally wins out over caution. The only problem is she is disguised as a boy, and needs to prove the boy she likes is trustworthy to keep her identity secret. Her plan to find out nearly backfires.