Eva Grrrl just wants to find the perfect man. For Eva, a high school senior frustrated with past relationships, she finds true love in a place where soul mates are hard to find
Their night was going to be so perfect. Finally, just the two of them alone and away from the children. Then the dreaded phone call, pulling him immediately away to work. As she entered the evening by herself she felt so alone. She had no idea of what lay waiting outside in the darkness.
Just a little something inspired both by some very good stories I'm reading and a comment by Black Rose regarding the "Insta-Boob-O-Matic". A bit more than a flash story but very short for a short story. I sincerely hope that you all enjoy my second genre spoof and that it doesn't offend any of the authors who write in this genre.
Description: Husband teases his wife about getting nookie in heaven and even in hell, too. They both die and he finds his beloved wife in heaven where he gets his nookie from her and many others. He is greeted with a huge shock after ending his first day in nookie heaven.
Surelick Homes prepares the Dr. Phallus "bait" with the help of the big-busted prostitute, Maizie, Dr. Whatsin's tutor in how to "... walk like a girl, talk like a girl, be like a girl, my son!" Yeah, the game is quickly afoot; a mincing, prancing, sashaying foot to be sure, but still afoot...