William is depressed because his mum won't perform artistic striptease in school assembly and he's being teased by his friends. She's a coward, they say. All the other mothers have done it, even puny Alan Saddington's mum. Dorinda Lane tries to help. She's a friend and tomboy; but she knows what boys like. "I could strip for you," she says. "But you'd have to order me like you're a dictator and I'm your prisoner and we're in the boiler house where no one can hear, and I'm hanging by my arms."
My kids have an appointment with the nurse practitioner. I didn't know she was so hot! If you've ever read the 'my reward' type of story, this is what I would do if I had an all powerful being at my disposal. A stroke story pretty much.
Veronica Twizzell - Bra Maker Extraordinaire
You'd think that after travelling hundreds of light years that aliens would have better things to do than mess around with schoolgirl's breasts? Apparently not... And you'd think with all that technology that they'd abduct the right one. Again... apparently not... ILLUSTRATED
Another college course taught by Professor Hitherbottom. This social studies field looks at the phenomenon of exhibitionism. How is it different for men and women. The stats and theories presented are real, but the hard facts and dry material turns the guys in the class hard and the girls wet.